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200+ Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes

Anniversary is a very special event in one's life. Congratulating someone on their wedding anniversary is an important task and if they are your dearest one, then you must congratulate them with a very special message. The wedding anniversary wishes for your loving one will let them know how much you are thinking about them. If you send them a funny wedding message, they will be happy. That's why we have brought a lot of funny wedding anniversary wishes messages for your closest one. Let's check it out. 
I am really lucky because I got married to you. It sucks to carry your own groceries. Happy Anniversary.
In marriage, wives can never be wrong and the other one can never be right. Happy Ammiversary.
On marriage anniversary men stop and think about the time before their marriage. They did whatever they wanted to do.
The best person in the world with whom you can share your secrets is husband. Because they don’t listen to what you say.
There are four important words in marriage. And that is I will clean the dishes.
We have a love-hate relationship – we love one another and hate to be without each other. I’ll follow you wherever you go my Love.
I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back to the fridge.
Another revolution of the earth and you still have me spinning head over heels in love. Congratulations on our Anniversary, Lover Boy!
For Marriage to Be a Success, Every Woman and Every Man Should Have Her and His Own Bathroom. The End.” – Catherine Zeta-Jones
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlists.
If We Take Matrimony at Its Lowest, We Regard It as A Sort of Friendship Recognized by The Police.
Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.
Anniversaries remind me that I am can annoy you again. Thanks for last year giving me plenty of opportunities. For now, happy anniversary!
On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing it in the future.
The longer you’re with someone the more you rub off on each other. So I don’t expect that at this point there is much of you left as individuals.
Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I want a peaceful life. My life would have been so unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary!
Another year of our marriage anniversary and I am grateful that we are alive and not in police custody. It is a win for us. Happy marriage anniversary love.
Grateful for marrying me and letting me scream at you, and I hope you will let me do the same for the rest of our life. Happy marriage anniversary to us.
God proved his sense of humor when he matched you and me together. He also proved His genius. Three cheers, we made it another year hubby!
Marriage is like a deck of cards: at the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond, but after a while, you just wish you had a club and a spade!”
When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. That tells you everything you need to know about marriage.
Ok, so most of our candlelight dinners are when the electricity goes off. But, you still keep me charged every day. Love you and happy anniversary.
I’m so privileged that you chose me to be that special woman in your life who will forever have the honor of picking up your socks and washing your underwear.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead… get married. If you first don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.
Thank you for wedding me and given me a chance, To scream at you whenever I feel, And I am sure I have you to do the same in future. So let us celebrate our Happy Anniversary!
Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.
My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.
I thought I’ll collapse, Imagine, it’s been another year since we last celebrate the day our suffering, errr loving, starts! We must really in love with each other, don’t you think? Happy Anniversary!
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week
I Love You So Much I’d Fight a Bear for You. Well Not a Grizzly Bear Because They Have Claws, And Not a Panda Bear Because They Know Kung Fu… But A Care Bear, I’d Definitely Fight a Care Bear for You.
You’re still here? I like it. Happy Anniversary!!!
Holy shit. We’re still married! Happy Anniversary!!!
I’m completely not sick of you yet. Happy Anniversary!!!
Marriage: when dating goes too far. Happy Anniversary!!!
Thanks for being my unpaid therapist. Happy Anniversary!!!
So grateful we still exist. Certainly, there is no one who can make up with your high spirited behavior and my extremely impressive quality.
I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time. That’s you two!
Wherever you are there I will be, to prevent you from getting into trouble. Happy Anniversary my sweetheart!
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
Then there was a man who said, ‘I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.
Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail. I call that a win. Happy Anniversary.
Happy anniversary, and just so you know, these anniversary wishes are not late, they are almost a whole year early!
Drug stores understand life. That’s why the Anniversary cards and Sympathy cards are right next to each other.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary! Happy Anniversary!!!
Cheers to another year of pain and suffering. Happy Anniversary!!!
I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly. Happy Anniversary!!!
I really love you, etc. etc. etc. Can we eat now? Happy Anniversary!!!
Congratulations on defying marriage statistics. Happy Anniversary!!!
The four most important words in any marriage: I’ll do the dishes. Happy Anniversary!!!
Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you. Happy Anniversary!!!
Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance. Happy Anniversary!!!
Happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you. Happy Anniversary!!!
I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don’t breathe on me. Happy Anniversary!!!
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Happy Anniversary!!!
Peanut butter and jelly are not a finer match. Cheers to our Anniversary! Happy Anniversary!!!
Happy Anniversary! Now if I can just remember your birthday this year. Happy Anniversary!!!
Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you. Happy Anniversary!!!
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Happy Anniversary!!!
After all this time, my love for you is still stronger than my desire to be single. Happy Anniversary!!!
Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail. Happy Anniversary!!!
Behind every great man – there’s a woman rolling her eyes. Happy Anniversary!!!
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late. Happy Anniversary!!!
Three kids, two love birds and one mortgage — We’re in this together. Love ya! Happy Anniversary!!!
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Happy 
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Happy Anniversary!!!
Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have. Happy Anniversary!!!
One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary. Happy Anniversary!!!
There’s no one else I would rather snoring as hell beside me. Happy Anniversary!!!
My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house. Happy Anniversary!!!
If love is an amazing dream, then marriage is the alarm clock. Happy Anniversary!!!
You are the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary!
Marriage is basically just whispering, “Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video. Happy Anniversary!!!
Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway. Happy Anniversary!!!
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. Happy Anniversary!!!
A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely. Happy Anniversary!!!
Congratulations on another anniversary that proves that you are blessed with each other. Happy Anniversary!!!
Marriage is a workshop… where husband works & wife shops. Happy Anniversary!!!
All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds. Happy Anniversary!!!
Congratulations on choosing a spouse who makes you look sane. Happy Anniversary!!!
Congratulations! Cheer’s to another year of suffering and misery. Happy Anniversary!!!
We go together like “copy” and “paste.” Happy Anniversary Baby! Happy Anniversary!!!
My husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside! Happy Anniversary!!!
If two people love each other, nothing is impossible. Except deciding where to eat. Happy Anniversary!!!
Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say. Happy Anniversary!!!
A toast to making it another year of successfully pretending that we know what we’re doing! Happy Anniversary!!!
On our wedding anniversary, I just want to give a big party from your pay. Happy Anniversary!
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Happy Anniversary!!!
I fall in love with you each and every day. Except for yesterday. Yesterday you were really annoying. Happy Anniversary!!!
Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook. Happy Anniversary!!!
A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time. Happy Anniversary!!!
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you, So we’re even. Happy Anniversary!!!
An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Happy Anniversary!!!
Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought. Happy Anniversary!!!
Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!.  Happy Anniversary!!!
Love means commitment. Of course, so do most mental illnesses! Wishing you a Happy Anniversary.
Marriage is just texting each other – “do we need anything from the grocery store? – until one of you dies.”
After all these years, I think that I got the better end of the deal. Thanks for putting up with me all these years.
An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
If I had to choose to do it all over again I would marry you again… I’m not so sure about having the kids though.
Whenever a person is killed, spouse always investigated first by the police which informs you everything you should know about wedding.
Marriage is a bond where you want to be with someone for always but you wish to murder them and you can’t do it because they will be missed by you.
I adore you except the time you grunt in your sleep and I just want to hit you at that time.
Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. Happy Anniversary!!!
I love you more than carbs but less than cheese! Happy Anniversary!!!
I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep. Happy Anniversary!!!
Let’s never give up on trying to change each other. Happy Anniversary!!!
It’s remarkable how long we’ve tolerated each other. Happy Anniversary!!!
Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you. Happy Anniversary!!!
I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year. Happy Anniversary!!!
Never laugh at your wife’s choices you are one of them. Happy Anniversary!!!
Cheers to two imperfect pieces that fit perfectly together. Happy Anniversary!!!
Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women. Happy Anniversary!!!
Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery. Happy Anniversary!!!
Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault. Happy Anniversary!!!
To say I fell hard for you is an understatement. I still love you now more than ever. Happy Anniversary!!!
All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. Happy Anniversary!!!
I love you so much I’d take a bullet for you. Not on the head…but maybe like…the leg Happy Anniversary!!!
Let’s keep making memory after memory together; even though you’re losing yours. Happy Anniversary!!!
I can’t think of the words to express how I feel for you. Thanks for loving me anyway. Happy Anniversary!!!
I thought that a condolences card was more fitting for you for our anniversary. Happy Anniversary!!!
You have me, so I don’t know what else you could wish for. But knock yourself out. Happy Anniversary!!!
Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
There is one place I would love to go for our anniversary that I feel we don’t go to enough throughout the year. The bedroom!
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Before I thought I know what happiness is, I just realize what it was when I got married Then I wake up, it’s already too late!
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong – admit it. Whenever you’re right – shut up.
A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
Nothing makes me happier than knowing that you love me for who I am and letting me be myself. Even if I am obnoxious and crazy.
Through thick and through thin? I used to be thin and now I’m thick, but I still love you more than ever. Congrats on our anniversary.
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