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Best WhatsApp Status Quotes & Messages

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Trying to learn to say NO to people.
Fall in love. Visit both heaven and hell for the price of one.
Every new day is another chance to change something in your life, every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.
Always Tell someone how you feel, because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye, but regret can last for a lifetime.
Some people wants big house, a fast car and lots of money. Others just want a small cabin in the woods away from those kind of people.
The secret of happiness is to make others believe that they are the cause of it..
Happiness is a perfume. You cannot pour on others, without getting a few drops on yourself.
Beauty catches the eye but personality captures the heart..!!!
If you want something you have never afforded, you have to do something you have never done!
The person who says that money cannot buy happiness is the person who does not know where to go shopping..
How a person reacts to your sadness says a lot about how long they’re going to be in your life.
Forgive others. Not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace.
I’m in love with my dreams, married to success and having an affair with life 😉
Beautiful people are not always good but good people are always beautiful.
Never lose never know what tomorrow may bring.
Heartbreak is a sort of death in which you are forced to live.
Those who had coins enjoyed in the rain, those who had notes looked for shelters.
When Wrong People Leave Your Life ,Right Things Starts Happening.. 🙂

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Accept the past for what it was. Acknowledge the present for what it is. Anticipate the future for what it can become.
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not
If someone shows you their true colours, don’t try to repaint them.
Things I Miss About My Childhood: ✔ No problems ✔ No hates ✔ No shames ✔ No stress ✔ No heartbreaks ✔ Life was easier
My mom taught me everything except how to live without her.
Every man needs a woman when he’s in mess, after all in a game of chess a queen protects his king…
If someone hurts you, don’t mind it. It is the law of nature, “The tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets the maximum number of stones.”
Over thinking can make a person blind to the beauty of life.
If someone really wants to be a part of your life they will seriously make an effort to be in it.
Good things take time to happen….
Smile is the shortest distance between two people..
No expectations no disappointments
When I Look Back On My Life, I See Pain, Mistakes And Heartache. When I Look In The Mirror, I See Strength, Learned Lessons, And Pride In Myself.
We have to learn to take the medicine of hope and challenges to overcome and defeat the disease of success .
If the problem is everyone else then the problem is you.
The Smile On My Face Doesn’t Mean My Life Is Perfect. I Just Appreciate What I Have And What God Has Blessed Me…
Be honest with the people, who love you, they deserve your honesty
A friend is someone who knows the song in ur heart and can sing it back to u when u have forgotten the words
The best feeling in this world is knowing that ur presence and absence both mean something to someone 🙂
Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.
Error! 401 – your whatsapp isn’t compatible to check others status. Please update.
Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it
In friendship……respect the differences….enjoy the similarities….♡♥♡……
Stop thinking in terms of limitations and start thinking in terms of possibilities.
Heart needs more time to accept, what mind already knows.
No one understands the silence between my words.. No one understands the sadness behind my smile… No one understands the unsaid feelings of mine…
Deserve Dream Explore:)
You Are That #Nothing When Someone Ask Me What I Am #Thinking
If Someone points out your mistake, Be Happy that atleast Someone is interested in your ‘Perfection and Success’….
Don’t limit your challenges; challenge your limits.
There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure.
3 Main rules in Relationships: Don`t lie, Don`t cheat, and Don`t make promises you can`t keep.
Better is to live life like a flower, short and meaningful, than like a cactus long and always hurting
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
There are millions of languages in this world , but only a smile speaks them all …… B-)
Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if tomorrow is last one.
I am like a circle in your life. You can’t corner me..
People will HATE YOU , RATE YOU , SHAKE YOU . But how powerful you stand that is what MAKES YOU ……. 😛
 ☺ Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.
Let your smile change the world, never let the world change your smile.
Damages don’t get repaired by sorry, they get repaired by your behavior and efforts!! no need for sorry!! bear with it 🙂
All the help that I offer, the things that I do, I don’t exactly want them to be repaid, I just want them to be appreciated. Simple as that (:
You cannot change what has happened, you can only learn from it
It takes million brains to explain what love is, but only 2 hearts know..
Protect her like a daughter, love her like a wife, and respect her like your mother.
Everything I know about morality and the obligations of men, I owe it to Cricket
Government should hike the taxes on Liquor to recover the debts, instead of Petrol and Diesel.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……
We are all in the same game just different levels. Dealing with the same hell just different devils.
There are two type of people in life :1. Who chase you 2. Whom you chase. But sometimes you should stop chasing people, wait and have a look at the one chasing you …
Don’t lose hope. When the SUN goes down, the STARS come up.
Girlfriend is the only creature on Earth who thinks ki uske Boyfriend pe ladkiyan marti hain 😀
Family is not only about blood relations. It is about who is willing to hold your hand when you need it the most..
The person who really loves u sees what a mess u can be, how moody u can get, how hard u are to handle. but still wants you in his life ❤

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Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life.. Love gives us a fairy tale. 🙂
Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing.
I don\’t care how I look, I don\’t care how I act, as long as I can be happy with my life, i enjoy it.
Argument wins the situation but loses the person. So never argue with your loved ones; because the situation is not important than Your Loved Ones.
We don’t need to share the same opinions as others, but we need to be respectful.
Save water drink beer, make girlfriend without fear …
If u can’t be a genius be a hard worker.
Yesterday = History. Tomorrow = Mistery. Today = Gift. That’s why it is called present.
Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand
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Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.
If you cannot love yourself, you don't even know the taste of love or what love means.
Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.
Emptiness feels so heavy.
I am so single that for me GF means grandfather. :D
I like you, but I got to have some self-respect too.
Fair skin and black money will get you much admiration in this grey world.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Sometimes it's the smallest decisions that can change your life forever.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
I am not happy without you. :(
With women the heart argues, not the mind.
Love is never fake but lovers are usually fake.
Relations are not exams so why cheat ? :(
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. ;-)
Dear Monday, can you please die or go to hell. :(
Silence is a girls loudest cry. :'(
Mother is the bank where we deposit all our hurts and worries. :)
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
I Want a Man who will ruin my lipstick, not my mascara.
The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)
Sometimes it feels like music is my only friend.
To her, I'm invisible. but to me, she is all I can see.
I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go.
When I miss you, I read our old messages. :')
I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.
I don't need to explain myself, I know I'm right.
I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice ;) :D
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
Anything with you means everything to me.
Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.
No fake people required when I have some real ones in my life!
Don't be afraid to make mistakes.
There is nothing more amazing but women's brain!
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Relax we're all crazy it's not a competition!
Expect nothing and you will never be dissapointed!
Save water drink beer.
I'm jealous of my parents.. I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
I don't need to dream, I got you!
Everything is perfect. But only when I am with you.
I am a fish out of water without YOU!
Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon :)
If you cant find whats good in me try to find whats wrong in YOU.
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
I done what i like, i don't care what you think?
So glad to know that you're having fun, especially without me.
I'm only selfish when it comes to you.
I love sleeping but I never want to go to bed early.
Anger is temporary madness.
If you don't care, Stop talking about it!
Find a way, not an excuse!
A smiling face doesn't mean a smiling heart!
See you in another life ;)
It's not my attitude it's my style!
God is not interested in your art but, your heart.
I am in a relationship with studies and it's complicated. :D
(-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China :D
A girl's heart is like an ocean full of secrets.
If you can dream it, you can achieve it.
Give me my heart back!
Everybody's online, except the one you actually want.
Kiss me until I fall a sleep.
Status is coming soon :D
Rules are n't followed by me, i make themselves for ME!
Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers :-/
You're much happier when you just don't give a f*ck.
The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
Salary is the SI unit of "Aukaat" in India -_-
The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.
I'm Pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.
Change your priorities, before u become an option :)
Behind every deleted Whatsapp account there is an untold story.
I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi!
Hey Police, arrest her, She murdered me with her killer smile.
While you're ignoring Me, someone else is begging for My attention.
If you earn your bread well many people will come to apply butter.
Dear crush, fall in love with me. ^_^
After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.
Relationship Status: Your message was successfully sent... and ignored!
Everytime i drink i get awesome :-)
Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
The deeper your feelings, the harder they are to express.
Life is like Adidas and Nike, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It"
Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. :P
I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive :P
Try selling your EGO on OLX, you will realize its not even worth a penny.
Crying is women's way of winning by Duckworth Lewis method. :D
Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.
Falling in love is like the rain ... It's unpredictable!
I don't insult people , I just describe them.
love is being stupid together :-)
Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone.
A girl who CRY, Is a girl who CARES :')
I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears :-/
I'm an angel with an attitude :-)
Beer - the reason I wake up every afternoon.
I always advise people never to give advice
Arguing with a fool proves there are two.
Take it easy - But take it!
"370HSSV0773H" Read it upside down.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
No matter how much i try to forget you, you'll always be a part of me.
How other see you, is not important.. How you see yourself means everything.
Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend!
OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.
When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me!
I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide.. It's just none of their damn business :/
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
Sometimes i feel like giving up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong.
If you love me raise your hand & you don't then raise your standard.
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However I am superhero for my women!
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
I'm Jealous Of My Parents.. I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
Stop checking my status! Go Get A Life :P
I don't have time to hate people, who hate me.because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror. :P
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I don't have a dirty mind, i have a s3xy imaginations.
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool.
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.
Don't take life to seriously because you'll never get out alive
We must become the change we want to see.
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart.
True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
It takes a long time to grow young.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes just be an illusion.
Hatred can be overcome only by love.
As soon go kindle fire with snow As seek to quench the fire of love with words.
Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do.. but how much love we put in that action.
Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
All would live long, but none would be old.
To be challenged is invitable to be defeated is optional.
Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not, old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.
All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.
Action should culminate in wisdom.
Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
God always answers your prayers, sometimes the answers just NO.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alc0h0lic's best friend.
Aging is not 'lost youth' but a new stage of opportunity and strength.
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
All men, even the most surly are influenced by affection.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Love conquers all things
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
Friendship's the wine of life.
If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel.
Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
Ignorance is a characteristic amongst many, while wisdom is a virtue to few.
It's easier to find excuses than to find courage.
Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?
Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other
A pair of star-crossed lovers.
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love.
Friendship is one mind in two bodies. Unknown Friends are the siblings God never gave us.
Do all things with love.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Love gives itself, it is not bought.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare.
Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend.
I want to die young at a ripe old age.
The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.
To alc0h0l! The cause of - and solution to - to all of life's problems.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.
To remain young while growing old is the highest blessing.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Love comfort like sunshine after rain.
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alc0h0lism.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.'
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
For God's sake hold your tongue, and let me love.
Celebrate all the things you don't like about yourself - love yourself.
The stone that the builder refused, will always be the head cornerstone.
Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.
Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.
Friends are the sunshine of life.
Be yourself, who else is better qualified?
You more often recognize your inadequacies rather than your strengths.
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
My heart told me it's definitely you!
Life is to Taste, not to Waste!
An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.
I'll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan't able to find you.
I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F.
Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.
Stay strong, make them wonder how you're still smiling.
Come in my Heart and pay no rent.

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If you don't care, stop talking about it.
I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.
Attitude is like underwear Don't show it just wore it!
My heart is stolen..can I check your bra?
Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
I don't insult people, I just describe them.
I'm not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!
I smile... Because I don't know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
I am who I am, Your approval is not needed
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME.. I'LL LAUGH AT YOU
My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. ;)
Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
Don't play stupid with me, I am better at it.
I need a Google in my mind :) and an Anti-virus in my heart.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
My silence doesn't mean that I quit.. It simply means that I don't want to argue with people who just don't want to understand!
I Don't Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality.
There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE !
I'm not going to feel sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I'll be smart enough to let you go.
Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.
God was showing off when He created you.
The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.
Don't waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.
Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.
What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)
I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.
You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour.
If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.
I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this.
Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I learn from the mistakes of others.. to whom I have given advice to.
Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you ;)
the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. :P
Pillow is my best hair stylist - Waiting for better tomorrow
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire :-D
Hey there! You're using WhatsApp!
I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
Of course I'm not perfect, there's a crack in my @ss!
When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity :D
I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
I am not virgin, My life f**ks me everyday.
I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.
Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter.. people the opposite.
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Warning..I know KARATE.....And few other oriental words. :D
I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.
Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!
Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!
Read books instead of reading my status!
Available when get WiFi Network !!
Distance is suck... My room is so far away from kitchen :-/
I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do!
I'm too busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
I'll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.
alc0h0l may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.
If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates and I'm begging it to be you.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking..
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!
Hey there ! WhatsApp is using me.
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
Hey there! be there.
I may be wrong.. but i Doubt it!
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
Can't WhatsApp, only calls!
Hey there! I am using Hamam soap!
Cant walk... vehicles only!
Stop ! Status under construction :D
Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this everyday!
Hey WhatsApp, I'm using you!
If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24x7 :-P :-D
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!
Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
Don't TRUST too much , don't LOVE too much , don't CARE too much because that ' TOO MUCH ' will HURT you so much!
Don't cheat. If you're not happy just leave.
Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P
Girl's eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl's heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
Never apologize for being you.
You don't need to like me I'm not Facebook.
I'm crazy but original you try to be me and you fail.
I'm not immature.. I just know how to have fun.
I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect d
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
YOUR dream is to have an iphone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school.
Music is my escape from the bullshit in life.
Be yourself! You're not born to impress any one.
It's better living in the zoo than living with you.
When words fail, tears speak.
No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.
Don't do homework save paper! :P
I'm a good boy with bad habits :P
89. Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is..
flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :)
Mans are many but money is money :D
She takes your hand, I die a little.. :(
I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.
If being hot is a crime ............ ARREST ME.
I don't hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Treat me like a queen and i'll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i'll show you how its played.
When I ask you to listen a song, it's because the lyrics mean everything i'm trying to say to you..
Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b'coz on the inside it's often a different story.
I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.
When I close my eyes, I see you ... when I open my eyes, I miss you.
GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)
The only math I can remember is that ... You + Me = Forever
I don't trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
My first name and your last name would sound great together.
I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn't want to study :)
I feel like a Indiana Jones, b'coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.
People need to lose the attitudes today b'coz I am NOT in the mood.
I am not scared of dying, I just don't want to!
History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
I'm not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
It's funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
The whole world is great! That is..until you wake up.
I'm a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
Happy on the outside, but simply dying on the inside.
Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I'll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.
My mind tells me to give up, my heart won't let me.
I won't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me :P
Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance.
My life is open book but I don't allow everyone to read it.
Warning, it's not safe to talk to me at the moment.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally...
If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
Good relationship doesn't need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.
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