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Most Hilarious Funny Birthday Wishes Messages

Birthday means fun day. So why not the birthday message should be funny. Well, we have a large number of most hilarious funny birthday wishes messages. Read all the funny birthday wishes messages and get the best one to wish someone a rememberable happy birthday.

Happy Birthday! It’s about time you start acting like your real age.
Hoping that you can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a year closer.
Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance late into the night, or at least stay awake…
Happy Birthday! You look beautiful for a person who is by one year closer to death.
I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!
Happy Birthday! You’re one year closer to your death day.
I figured out, what’s the most challenging thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. Finding one is impossible.
Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine or something.
I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.
Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
I wanted to give you something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!
Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.
It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!
May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.
Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.
Jack Benny said, “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT!
Like good wine, you get better with the years.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest
Happy birthday. At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age.
Technically you’re not 50. You’re only $49.95, plus tax!
They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it much!
Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!
I’ve reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
Some funny happy birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday.
I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!
A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.
I really hope you brushed your teeth this morning! Because with your age, I’m not sure your teeth will survive until next year.
If you believe in it, you can be anything! Unless you want to be young again, then I’m afraid you missed that train old pal!
Just to be sure, I’m going to bring a few buckets full with water tonight before you light up the candles, don’t want to be homeless on your birthday due to an accidental fire! Happy birthday my friend!
I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.
Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.
In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!
If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!
So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.
People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.
I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”
So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.
Happy birthday. At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life…starting with LARGE print.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)
Don’t let ageing get you down... it’s too hard to get back up again!
Middle age... when “happy hour” is a nap!
If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you’re a genius!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
The tragedy of getting old: So many candles... so little cake.
Instead of being sad because you grew up, be happy because you will not be the grumpy old geezer you will become in 10 years! Happy birthday!
So, I always wanted to learn about dinosaurs. Could you share your knowledge with me? I mean, you have probably met them in person! Just kidding, happy birthday you fossil!
They say that at your age, birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies. Thank goodness we never listen to what they say.
I don’t know how you do it. You don’t look a year older than 185! Happy Birthday to the best friend, ever!
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Happy Birthday on your amazing day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life said, Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
It’s your birthday? Let’s get up to some mischief!
It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.
Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.
You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.
Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years... wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
I’m throwing you an existentialist themed birthday party. If you’re in the woods, and a tree falls on your birthday, and there’s no one there to see it, are you still a year older? I’ll stay out of the woods just in case.
Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.
On your birthday, let’s solidify our friendship commitment and the bond we share. We always have each other’s back, right? (I hope so. You’ve got WAY too much “on” me!)
Happy birthday to a loyal friend who looks as cool as he did in high school. You can still rock that tie-dye, AND you’ve hung on to our friendship and your mullet, whether we’re popular or not.
Great news! ...you’re still alive!
You’ve got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome... if you could remember any of it.
You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.
I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar. Yung No Mo
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired
You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.
You’re not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty-two years of experience.
You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.
Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.
Have fun as much as you can, but not too much, because you are at a vulnerable age.
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
If I have to tie you up and swing a light over your head until you talk, I will. Eventually, you’ll spill the location of that Fountain of Youth you’ve found!
Actually, I wanted to get you something super special, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
To my friend on his birthday: I want you to know that I’ve always looked up to you. Yes, you’re taller than me, but I’ve always admired your style and impeccable grooming. By the way, time to trim that nose hair.
One of the things I learned growing up with you, is that if you have a dream, you should always chase it. I mean, you still can run in your age right? Nevertheless, happy birthday!
Having you around always made me feel like we will be forever young, yet, you ended up breaking that rule, you grumpy old geezer!
Why do old guys start growing hair from their ears? On this birthday, I figured you could answer from personal knowledge. While you’re at it, either pull up those dark socks or change from shorts into pants – as a public service.
Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
George Carlin said that. Don’t ask me what it means. You wanted something unique for your birthday, you got it.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
Personalize these happy birthday funny wishes with the age of the person.
Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
Congratulations on your birthday! Remember Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
It’s your birthday, and I must say, you indeed take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!
Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
An old fart is as good as a new one… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I wouldn’t say you’re old... you’ve just been young for longer than most of us. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Don’t grow up... It’s a trap! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
You’re not old until you can’t read this writing anymore. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!
I have trouble wrapping my head around these birthdays we continue to have. I have trouble wrapping my head around lots of things. Like, why do the most biscuit-headed guys come in the best wrapping?
Happy Birthday to my Bestie. Rhyming makes me testy. I’ll try to make it jesty. Don’t get mad if it’s pesky, but have a zesty day! Hey, I tried.
We’re best friends, so there are certain things I know about you. You’re humble and lavish gifts embarrass you. So,(only to make you comfortable, of course) I’ve limited my birthday wishes to this simple, heartfelt card. Your welcome.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!
I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday, but nothing came to mind.
I wish you all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
I’m just here for the cake.
I’m not going to make any age-related jokes, because, in fact, I feel a little pity about how old you are.
Have you ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok you can light up all your candles now? We all have a glass of water in our hands.
Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You look like a monkey. And you smell like one too
Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send you a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
You suck at ageing! Can you at least try to look older?
If someone comes up with the idea to call you old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
I’ll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
You must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
You recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
You think you are old? You’re not old… you were old last year, this year you’re ancient.
You think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!
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