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Sarcastic Naughty Birthday Wishes Messages

We all have some naughty friends or relatives. On their birthday, we should wish them a naughty birthday message. This will make your naughty birthday friend or relative happy. Here you will find all the sarcastic naughty birthday wishes messages. Have a look.

I’ll be working hard on your birthday – working hard to please you beyond your imagination baby. Happy birthday!
Babe, you always keep me alive and kicking. You are my caffeine when I feel tired. Happy birthday!
You’re the hottest ever! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my sexy lover! I’m burning for tonight’s party!
Honey, thank you for making me feel so hot and sexy. Happy birthday!
I’m so lucky to have someone that makes people’s heads turn when she walks. My love, happy birthday!
It’s like time has stood still- you haven’t changed a bit all these years. Is that a good or bad thing? Either way, have a great birthday.
They say that age is just something we experience in our minds- well if that’s true then I guess our bodies didn’t get the memo. Have a great birthday old person.
Here’s to wishing you a birthday that doesn’t totally suck! You deserve it. Cheers.
You know that we are good friends when I remember your birthday without a Facebook reminder- happy birthday to my best friend ever!
You are my hot goddess. Happy birthday!
Who could ever tell that someone like you would love me? You’re one radiating creature. Have the best of birthdays sweet honey!
The world stops when you’re around. You take my breath and I can only be your humble slave. Happy birthday mistress!
Your body is made to be worshiped and that’s what I’m planning to do tonight… and every night. May you let me praise you. Happy birthday!
Can’t wait to get messy tonight. Happy birthday!
Be prepared tonight! I’ve been planning your birthday for a long time now… 🙂
Candles will be burning, but nothing beats my burning desire for you. Happy birthday baby.
You need to rest today. You need to be strong for tonight :). Happy bday!
It’s your birthday today and for this special occasion I’ve bought a special dress. Can’t wait to show it to you. Happy birthday!
Hey babe, you can invite your friends but make sure they will not stay long. I got a surprise waiting for you 🙂 happy birthday!
Let your imagination run wild today. You’re permitted to do whatever you want on me!
Guess where I’m going to eat my piece of cake on. It’s gonna be even sweeter! Happy birthday!
I hope you did not invite anyone tonight. They can come over tomorrow. I want the house to be all ours tonight. Happy birthday.
Your face is the only thing that makes me gladly open my eyes in the morning and the last thing I crave to see before napping. Happy birthday my hot beauty!
Prepare the bathtub with you in it. I’m coming home to celebrate your birthday!
I haven’t met anyone as sexy and stunning as you are. Thank you for loving me. Happy birthday!
I have prepared a list of things for tonight. So get ready it’s going to be a long night! Happy birthday.
Today is your birthday, so tonight it’s my turn! You just have to relax and get some vitamins! I love you and happy birthday!
You know that I will wear my favorite dress tonight, but I have a feeling that it won’t last long. Happy birthday!
I really try my best to like people. But most of them are so stupid I just can’t. Thank God you’re not one of them- happy birthday.
Let’s turn this birthday of yours into the official annual Let’s Get Drunk Day. What do you think? Sounds good right? Happy birthday to my new drinking partner.
If today was my birthday I would tell you what I really think of you. But since it’s your birthday I just got you some duck tape so you can shut me up for the next 24 hours. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Hey birthday girl, I hear you were born today. Congrats on the achievement.
Hey birthday boy, I hear you were born today. Congrats on that.
If we could reverse time I would want to go back to this very day: the day you were born. Then I could laugh at all your imperfections just like I do now- you must have been one little hot mess. Now you’re just a bigger hot mess. Happy birthday.
After all these years I can’t believe you still put up with me. Well, I guess it’s only fair, since I still put up with you. Happy birthday.
Dear bud, you’re now getting so old that next year we’re going to have to bring the strippers to your nursing home.
Happy birthday to my best buddy in the entire universe. May you grow so old that the devil gets frustrated waiting for your arrival!
My best wishes, best friend. Please don’t blow on the cake too hard, because some of us actually plan to eat it.
You’re a jacka*s of all trades as well as the master of none, but I still love you even though you’re an underachiever. Many happy returns, dear friend.
The reason you’re my best friend is that I’m able to perceive your hidden qualities, and as you age I hope they come out for the entire world to see.
The fact that I went out and bought you such I nice gift even though you owe me money should let you know how I feel about you. Happy bday, dear friend.
Many happy returns! My wish for you is long life, completely free of STDs.
May life grant you as many lovers as it grants you years, dear bestie.
You, my best friend, totally forgot about my birthday last year, but I wanted to use the occasion of yours to still give you this gift and prove once and for all I’m the better man.
Dear bud, if you’re not married by this time next year, my gift to you is going to be a mail order bride from Russia.
Buddy, my gift to you this year is a lifetime supply of batteries for your s*x doll.
I wish you long life but not necessarily wealth, because if you were rich today, you’d probably be dead by tomorrow.
Even if our relationship completely dissolves this coming year, I wanted to take this time to still show appreciation for the cool times we shared together. Best of luck, best friend.

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